1470 cases of monkeypox. No longer any point in comparing to the outbreak 19 years ago when we were able to contain it after 47 cases. Is it time to say the quiet part out loud? Our individualized perspective to public health ruined our ability to control diseases.

The most realistic part of the Jurassic Park series is nobody learns a lesson ever. They just keep making the same mistakes over and over again. If anything they get stupider.

When they ask you for that donation at the register, please know that the company has ALREADY made the donation to the org, received the tax break and is looking to recoup it from YOU, the customer. A double dip, if you will. And it's legal.

some of you need to google what her childhood was like. im just glad shes here with us, enjoying the rain.

Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.

when you both nut at the same time

No lie im the happiest ive ever been

Dating is supposed to be fun. relationships are supposed to be fun. love is supposed to be enjoyable. don’t let the internet convince you that you have to suffer to get what you deserve..

This mfer just full on was going absolutely wild on my shit. Finished then turned over and is sleeping now

i HATE seeing newborn/fresh ass babies in tv or movies like who tf is donating their minute old babies to production like i need to get to the bottom of this fr

In 1995, 14 wolves were released into the wild in Yellowstone National Park. Scientists at the time did not suspect that this would radically change the entire ecosystem of the park. 1/n

Not my boyfriend living life on the edge like this

I love how “barista” is the job conservatives bring up as a lazy slacker job when one shift at a moderately busy Starbucks would have them crouched between stacks of milk crates sobbing in the back room

Like the rest of my native american family i have a temper

Minorly inconvenience me bitch. I will not forget until the end of the week

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