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@calebsaysthings

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The Bell House(@BellHouseNY) 's Twitter Profile Photo

JUST ANNOUNCED! caleb and Friends perform at The Bell House as part of the New York Comedy Festival on Friday, November 3rd *AND* Wednesday, November 8th!

🎟️Tickets on sale now!

FRI 11/3: tinyurl.com/msftavse
WED 11/8: tinyurl.com/yzb32wsp

JUST ANNOUNCED! @calebsaysthings and Friends perform at The Bell House as part of the @nycomedyfest on Friday, November 3rd *AND* Wednesday, November 8th! 🎟️Tickets on sale now! #MakeNYLaugh FRI 11/3: tinyurl.com/msftavse WED 11/8: tinyurl.com/yzb32wsp
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ian karmel(@IanKarmel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

TORONTO! I'm coming to @ComedyBar (Danforth) July 13-15!

I paid a guy who said he was Banksy $450,000 to make this poster! Please buy tickets to my shows, I DO NOT HAVE that much MONEY.

TORONTO! I'm coming to @ComedyBar (Danforth) July 13-15! I paid a guy who said he was Banksy $450,000 to make this poster! Please buy tickets to my shows, I DO NOT HAVE that much MONEY.
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caleb(@calebsaysthings) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this website is so overrrrrr lmao. like even if it continues to function on some level it’s toast, hon.

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yung pumpkin attack(@therealsmurray) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i stg if caleb doesn't come back to denver bc of this it will be my 13th reason.... pls show up and show out for me.... i need him...........

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caleb(@calebsaysthings) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i simply will not talk to a white person about affirmative action. “well you have to admit it’s unfair” — the only thing i have to admit is that you’re a fuckin loser lol. don’t try to bring me around on your bizarre little perspectives my mind is made up.

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ian karmel(@IanKarmel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I can't keep telling you people to go see Caleb in Portland - I will, though. I will. At great personal cost to myself.

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caleb(@calebsaysthings) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i’m sorry you’re never gonna catch me having less fun to live longer. i’m having a nice time but it doesn’t need to go on forever.

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tomato girl(@visceraldream) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I had a dream that caleb was my husband and I took him to a church picnic to make all my former crushes jealous. People would be like he is obviously gay and I was like I know that’s what I love about him

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caleb(@calebsaysthings) 's Twitter Profile Photo

it’s pretty simple. in los angeles and new york i’m a mean, disaffected, “pride flags are corny” queer. anywhere else i’m an earnest, “love wins”, occupy democrats gay.

if you see me carrying an rbg tote in memphis do NOT ask questions.

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