And so it begins…

Both hosts of The Apprentice are now convicted felons.

not one bit

‘Euphoria’ Season 3 will never come to fruition, my crystal ball confirms.

Don't believe a word until I see it

We LOCKED JOE MANCHIN IN A COAL MINE for six weeks until he AGREED TO VOTE FOR THE GREEN NEW DEAL!!!

I don’t care if I’m killing the vibe I NEED the club to play ribs by Lorde

Just had a brief but very illuminating conversation with President Biden, whom I support fully. He told me as a kid in Scranton he used to… here’s the deal: you take an old tire and fill it with soup - listen. Ten, twenty people in one car. You better believe it. Pepperidge farm

Bye Sister 2.0

Never deleting this app

Oh……. Oh my god

round of applause for the internet, who is currently on day 4 of it’s streak for being the funniest it has ever been

Mmmmmm show me what that menu do

Then do it girl jfc

This is so Housewives-coded.

Gail weathers in scream 3

All this teasing for a huge special guest and you mark my fucking words it’s going to be something Kermit the frog

I blame DC gays for this