As the poll Commander-in-Chief, I want everyone to know I'm keeping a list of the funniest/most outrageous responses and I'm not afraid to use it

I claimed the very same in a grade 6 school project so I think we have conclusive evidence.

Some of y'all never had to write essays using the 'Point, Evidence, Explanation' method and it really shows.

I'm begging of you, please just go visit a tailor they're not that expensive

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is just Ramaphosa covering his ass and somehow making it 10x worse. thetimes.co.uk/article/9adcd3…

*grabs popcorn*

Pacific Island nations after the US decided to pivot its foreign policy

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If anybody wants to know how my day is going, I made tea with vinegar from the kettle I didn’t know we were descaling

Road trip anyone?

I'm a pretty understanding person, but I will *never* comprehend people who go out of their way to let you know they don't care about something Sir, who typed out that message?? The ghost of critics' past??

Same goes for Sunak and the UK, who's been trying to finalise an FTA with New Delhi for years. They've reached the 12th round of trade negotiations. Wonder how the 13th is gonna go...

This is the best crossover since 'Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana' dropped in 2009

Oh, is that a single yellow leaf on the ground? Time to re-read Pride and Prejudice for the 65th time, I guess

This seems like a perfect time to bring up my favourite statue, a middle finger placed right in front of Milan's stock exchange

Nothing gives me more whiplash than scrolling through the FT and stumbling upon a meme

Is this Boy Math?

*Cheers in Lad* More seriously, the British fast-food chain is gearing up for a record year. Greggs has nearly as many locations as Tesco has stores, and is the most popular fast food chain in the UK, according to YouGov.

The EU is in its post-Brexit 'look at what you fumbled' era and I'm not mad about it either traveltomorrow.com/european-parli…

This is the geopolitical definition of adding insult to injury