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@cantguardjake

lawyer, twitch partner, content creator, parlay partaker, special teams savant, and damn good dawg. Youtube: @cantguardjake

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linkhttp://twitch.tv/cantguardjake_ calendar_today11-02-2021 19:56:47

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they literally put us in a corner for almost a decade for giving petty cash to latin american teenagers. i couldn’t tell you

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balls have been un-juiced. gotta be. they are just dying in the air. it’s not breezy here and the balls are coming down like the wind is blowing in at Wrigley

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American culture is so dominant that our worst, fattest, and most cringe D-list celebrities from 1993 are treated as gods in other countries

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i was standing and clapping at my TV when this happened had me feeling like drew walls 😭😭😭😭

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