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calendar_today15-07-2009 11:34:55

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Incredible new bit of telling Cleo that oasis are better than charli xcx is also really running the risk of leading to us breaking up

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Greggs being in service stations, one of the only really good things that’s happened in this country in my lifetime

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You know I think I’ve had a beer in basically every possible location ever except the back of a car. I’ve had a beer in the front passenger seat of a car once but I’ve never had a backseat beer.

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I think BlackCountry,NewRoad continuing to tour with Nick Cave even after playing a Palestine fundraiser is indicative of a sickness of complacency in the British music scene that will only be exemplified by their action. It is sickeningly self-serving

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What about if instead of Rain Man and it was Drain Man and it’s about a guy learning to understand his brother who really loves Bladee

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They gotta take the Charli tunes off of karaoke machines. The kids are burning all their energy on these bridgeless dirges and ignoring my spot-on impression of Warren Zevon

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It’s very funny that the hypiest band in London is a novelty lord of the rings metal band and also that I’m in that band