brat summer is over. now it's time for pannage autumn, the ancient medieval custom of releasing your pigs in the woods so they can eat the chestnuts and acorns that fall to the forest floor.

this is how hannah and i talk to each other in real life every day

A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up.

Sibling fun with Fritz and Fiona!

awful awful awful news

when i see this trending i know there's child blood pooling in the streets somewhere

おはようございます。 今日も暑くなるらしい。 #カピバラ #水豚 #capybara #おはよう

Michael Keaton's Real Name Is Michael Douglas, and He's Eyeing an Official Credits Switch to 'Michael Keaton Douglas' in the Future: 'That Will Happen' variety.com/2024/film/news…

love this bc besides being obviously a stupid way to look at books the example given is full of interesting details! the room is dimly lit when there's TWELVE lamps? why is there trash in the corner? clearly the narrative here is being elaborated on!

did they make this one movie after all?

Uzumaki is out THIS MONTH?!?

“jokic after you play 23.9 seconds of perfect defense” is not just a meme

my masters thesis would have been completely impossible to complete without the wayback machine