I can’t believe “Agatha All Along” isn’t already the name of a Ben Folds song.

The first guy to hit 50 homers and steal 50 bases in a season just happened to strike out 219 batters on the mound 2 years ago.

still upset the Cubs didnt sign him

Ohtani is the better all-around player simply because he also pitches (usually) but Bonds was much more feared

yesterday i was outside fishing at the beach all day and forgot to put sunscreen on my face. i do believe i have committed a cardinal sin of Gen Z. they'll never let me become a beauty influencer now.

Who will win the #VSCU300? Be here September 28th to find out. #VATripleCrown | NASCAR Regional

BREAKING: Virginia’s largest county surpassed their entire 2020 day 1 early vote total *by 1PM today*

the most dangerous article The Cut has ever produced. if someone asks you to define gaslighting, show them this

HALF: Patrick Co. 14, Chatham 7

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The zombie apocalypse isn't real. Firefighters needing to extract you from your burning meme death trap is.

I hear people are racing to the shoe stores to get these NASCAR Hey Dudes. They're going fast.

what a wonderful, beautiful fall day. there is nothing that could bring me down... 🤦‍♀️

"this is the fourth week in a row the Hokies have had a special teams meltdown" COOL! GREAT THING TO HEAR FROM THE SCHOOL THAT LITERALLY INVENTED BEAMERBALL

The Cubs were eliminated from postseason contention. Tech lost. these things would bother me if i liked sports, thankfully i do not. sports mean nothing to me, they have no bearing on my mood whatsoever. I'm absolutely fine with everything that has happened today.

this man looks like Pierce Brosnan with the thickest Chicago accent and he's been on my screen for like 4 minutes but he's my official favorite person in the Bachelor franchise #GoldenBachelorette

i am absolutely prepared for this man to get to fantasy suites only for both him and Joan to realize moving from Iowa when he has young kids is not viable and it will be the most heartbreaking breakup in the history of this show #GoldenBachelorette