A haiku for Tuesday: It's not quite Monday Still not as good as HUMP DAY It must be Tuesday.

Thank you next is a bop. My favorite song. Least this song is smash. Fire

These are not the words of a president. They are the words of a dictator.

Love this album! andrewheringer Now on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3Q43ajfF… Samantha Chavez Kyle Holmes Carley Thomas

Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:

31 days until I turn 30. What should I do for 30 days straight to celebrate?

where did they think mummies come from

No money November is going well so far

my @time person of the year is that bro who deleted the presidents twitter for 11 minutes

Happy finals week. #finals #procrastination #prayingforapass

forgot to make a resolution so I'm just gonna pick one thing I've already done today and run with it

Was just on a very small plane, and the unavoidable leg contact I had with my cute seat neighbor is the most physical contact I've had with the opposite sex in a year. #happynewyear #thanksforhookingitup #alaskanairlines

RT if you relate with this 100000% 🙌 #tartetalk 📸: badhuman

I have a boyfriend April fools