If season 10 of "Friends" ended in 2018, Rachel would have taken her fashion job in Paris and cardboard cut outs of Ross would be burned at feminist conventions around the world.

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It's important to get outside every day. Which is why I've decided to leave my bedroom for the first time in 13 days to go to the bodega next store and buy a bag of Ruffles.

You know those days when you do your makeup and convince people you’re hot and then you take it off at night and you’re like, “WOW, I am FRIDA KAHLO both in LOOKS and PAINTING ABILITY.”

Remember when we used to try and post our pics at opportune times and now it doesn’t matter because we all just live here?

The only thing I like watching more than "A Quiet Place" are all the joint interviews that I now watch between John Krasinski and Emily Blunt.

I feel like Chris Stapleton plays a drinking game in which he drinks every time he mentions the word, "drunk" in his own songs.

Has anyone ever sent you a message that says, "I feel like you're really nice" and u wish that u could not respond because they don't know u and that assertion is really presumptuous but u realize FUCK u are nice and you do respond while simultaneously quesitoning ur free will?

Why, when I ask boys to pose for pictures, do they all squat down like they're about to take a dump?

Heard someone singing Ed Sheeran HQ 's "Perfect" today. But they sang, "barefoot on the cross," instead of grass...? Kindly had to remind them Ed's new romantic hit is not about Christ's crucifixtion.

My dad has more followers than I do on Twitter RN. Check him out cuz apparently EVERYBODY else does: Mark Portu

Really like all these new clothing fads: aka body suits, one pieces, overalls. Really don't like having to get naked to pee.

But f'real what is the difference between AARON CARTER and Jesse McCartney ??

Pretty weird that famous people are given free stuff by sponsors. Cuz that’s exactly what rich and famous people need. Free stuff.

Fat free feta cheese is a fucking scam

Tbh is life doesn't also give you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to be shit.