Ashley Biden’s speech hits this girl whose dad isn’t with us any more pretty hard.

There, I think I covered everyone.

Book writing is not going well today. In fact, it's simply not going at all today.

Sure, Missouri LOOKS safe Republican, but from the inside, I'm TELLING you

I thought I would probably walk the dog during the roll call however this is, in fact, lit.

Lil Jon and then Modest Mouse? The Millennials have seized the means of event production, folks.

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I've been single that whole time.

There's a bit of debate in the fam if I'm gen x or elder millennial (1980) but I just thought to myself "I wish I could get a DVD box set of this convention" so long story short, I'm Gen X now

Sure, the polling is polishing up real nice *record scratch* but polls are meaningless. Do something, and come November 5, we can make the whole place shimmer. #AllGasNoBrakes #HarrisWalz2024 #DemConvention2024 #SwiftiesForKamala

Just once, I'd like to be the person a politician points at and gives that light up look to in the audience.

Cannot wait for the 2024 version of the Avengers vid.

Why is everyone dunking on JD Vance for his stellar photo op at the donut shop? He completed my 6 week “Connect With The Crowd” Comedy Workshop and I think he did great.

My guy is in his biggest, bluest bow tie for the final night of the DNC.

My Google searches for my #NA #WIP #UnhingedPit

they had Google search histories in 1920s New England, right? #UnhingedPit #MG #H #Q

#unhingedpit #YA #T #M #Q #P Me: Hey, can you solve a decades old murder while being haunted by a decomposing ghost? Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that you’re also in a fatal time loop and you need to solve your own murder, too. So BOGO on the murders 😇 Cool? Jules:

#UnhingedPit #F #U #A #OWN #Q AITA for saving JJ I 21 m met a woman at group therapy. Had sex under a full moon. Woot! She changed me. Vampires kidnapped my sister and want me to get DNA that may destroy the werewolves. AITA for saving my sister instead of a new race of people?

#UnhingedPit #pb

Jack the Seam Ripper, watching the opening night crowd across 42nd Street: #UnhingedPit #pb #amquerying

A moth and a butterfly pull off a honey heist. #pb #UnhingedPit