The absolute worst alarm clock in residency.

Los Angeles Evening Express, California, April 24, 1912

Who would you rather get football advice from? Andy Reid or Kliff Kingsbury ?

So do you just make up the number for the amount of critical care time spent independent of procedures or do you have to keep a stopwatch on you

Med school: four years of psychic torture to ensure your assessment is never as asinine as "patient looks sick" Graduate medical education: ... actually that's probably the most important determination you can make

Hey Social Security Why isn’t sickle cell on the list of Compassionate Allowances for disability? Why is my patient dying of sickle hepatopathy not able to qualify? Why is every other congenital illness or cancer on the list but the disease of Black and Brown people omitted?

The same anonymous physician contacted me to retract everything and say they made it all up.

Oaf Vietnam war

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so by solving "the bot problem" musk meant disabling the harmless accounts that post pictures of animals, not the crypto scam bots, which have only been multiplying since he took over

They are afraid of the truth

In a few short weeks I’ll be able to pick up the phone, tell the ED to put in a foley, and roll back to sleep, rather than drive all the way to the hospital in the middle of the night, walk into the ED, and tell them to put in a foley. Can’t wait.

seeing a guy who is way more jacked than i am fail to do a full ROM calisthenics exercise and for fewer reps instantly removes all of my body dysmorphia. thank u sir. we need to see more bodybuilders on gear failing to do pull ups and pushups imho

Feels appropriate to crush this over the long weekend as I am about to embark on a #Nephrology fellowship Joel M. Topf, MD FACP Screaming Pectoriloquy (𝕖𝕩𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕕)

stupid jackasses that run this site suspended jane for blocking too many ads for alibaba flashlights and christian alt right thoughtfluencers

See y’all at the blue site, it’s been fun.