i see a lotta people making fun of adult men carrying backpacks but i have on me, at minimum, at all times: a sewing kit, 2 leathermans, epipen, aspirin, adderall, usb drive, mylar blankets, 3 highlighters, hot sauce, deodorant, and every USB cable ever made. not so funny now huh

this serve

me at bump tmrw

imagine if we as users received 1% of the ad revenue for using the app

no shade but i loovvvve being ugly. misshapen and wretched. the most unattractive being to walk the earth. a literal ogre. they call me shrek the second. ^^^is how some of y'all sound

this how yall gon pop out at bump

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metallic silver hair dyeing is NOW

i think what's most gaggy about me is.... it's actually pink 😖

like we're not getting her back

like the employment comes with healthcare!

I'm really getting into the halloween spirit the way i keep getting ghosted 👻

Eliminate all skinny people send tweet

ok so it actually looks more silvery than it looks in the pic but i think imma hit it with another coat of silver bc i need to go all out with this andy warhol look tonight

i need to serve this dark root-to mid brown-to silver ash blonde in an alchemic, mystic/autumn and au naturel way NOT in a ashleigh brynn suburban single family home way.

this being prescient

thank you macao 🇲🇴

If they could invent a Chicago without cubs games that would be great

this is what the inside of my brain looks like