Adam Cayton-Holland (@caytonholland) 's Twitter Profile
Adam Cayton-Holland

@caytonholland

Comic. Writer. Paragon. (He/Him)

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Been in Houston all of three hours, and I've already had delicious bbq and been disarmed by the warm smile of a police officer. Who knows what the rest of the night has in store for me. Let us find out together The Secret Group tonight at 8 p.m. events.humanitix.com/adam-clayton-h…

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My new comedy special "Wallpaper" is streaming on Hulu and I can't watch it because I'm using my brother-in-law's login, and he needs to resubscribe. But if your brother-in-law is current, give it a watch! Take a pic and tag me and I'll RT it. Or RX it. Or whatever.

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The 50-84 Colorado Rockies are playing the 48-85 Florida Marlins and at this point I think MLB can just admit 1993 was a mistake,

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Subjects for new jokes this month include Walgreens, democracy, the sun, parent orientation, and new careers. FUCK I'm prolific. Come see for yourself, tomorrow at the WORLD FAMOUS The Bug Theatre.

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Great read. Writing about the city now makes me nostalgic for the city I once knew. Adam nails what made Denver special, but also how we have a chance to show younger people that. I forget that sometimes. Forget that I came out here chasing my On The Road dream. Check it out. 👇

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Behold: the High Plains Comedy Festival schedule is live, and individual shows tickets are on sale! Get your tix now because these all tend to sell out. Hop on it! highplainscomedyfestival.com/shows

Claire Penis (@zerosuitcamus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My aunt Gromit finally achieved her dream of going to space camp! She couldn’t go as a kid because she was in a facility for drowning her friend but she just graduated and the way the kids cheered her on was inspiring! 🥹