My daughter got accepted into a college fellowship… I said, it’s very simple. You take the ring to Mordor and throw it into the volcano.

Like I’m the original drummer for KISS!

Blur? Our Liner Notes

I love turning on an ESPN+ US Open match and there’s no announcers. It’s like heaven.

If the Director's cut is always the best version, let's normalize just releasing that first...

Jurassic Park 7: Jurassic Word 4: Rebirth

Insert Winston Wolf quote here.

Born to Run, Baker Street, Careless Whisper... take your pick!

5/8 passing for 57 yds??? What is this, Air Raid?

Had to make a special trip to the practice putting green to use my SuperStoke ball picker. #MyAchingBack Now I just have make some putts…

But can it save me money on my car insurance?

You don’t need LIV money when you’re a winner.

55.5k followers is crazy I made this account as a joke F it….i am gonna raffle off a vintage Rolex datejust because I love you all and I’m a little tipsy Get this post to 5,500+ Likes ReTweets Comments And it’s a done deal 🤝 Rules are as follows: 1) comment or tag

Anyone who doesn’t say “naps” is wrong.

None... he's gonna do just fine. Side note: I really hate elite athletes.

This Moana sequel is kick ass!

FYI, a male Pole Vaulter would have won this race by a half-second if you still want to believe that men competing in women's events is fair.

Oh, if only… Reasons Are