in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

I cant believe i'll see them in a car in 2024... and Andrea is still in the middle seat 🤣😭

we got shooter kim yeji for w korea photographed by lee yonghee

ร้องเล่นๆแต่ดันเพลงจริง พี่มีโดดดด✨❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

not me falling sick a day before my flight 😞 pray this annoying flu goes away when I wake up cause no way I'm walking around bkk with a tissue stuck to my nose 🫠

VIP let's goooo 😭💪

i have realized best friends to lovers is unmatched… the angst, the longing, the history, the jealousy like it's everything… "it's always been you" "i know you better than anyone" AH NOTHING CAN BEAT THIS!!!!!

i'm forever jealous of people who are not sensitive, who don't take things seriously, who don't panic, who know how to ignore, who don't waste their time in overthinking, who don't have attachment issues, these people are the most blessed ones whom i always envy

you’re the best, #IU and #ChoJungseok 😉 #iykyk #AlisttoPlaylist #Netflix

in case you forgot, you're still young and you're not supposed to have your whole life figured out yet. don't stress, everything will work out

i recently came across a quote that said, "i'm glad we don't talk anymore, but i still think about you on your birthday." there are so many people i've outgrown, lost touch with, or parted ways with, yet i always remember them on their birthdays, and i likely always will.

when your friend group has 5 speakers and 0 listeners #AlisttoPlaylist #HospitalPlaylist #Netflix #ChoJungseok #KimDaemyeung #JungKyungho #YooYeonseok #JeonMido

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Been so incredibly busy lately that I haven't even seen ALTP or listen to any of the songs 😔 Will do it this weekend when midomado is here!!!

This is the one crime you can’t even use poverty or lack to justify committing it. Just bottom of the barrel, degenerate behaviour that cannot be rehabilitated.

You don’t realise how ‘late’ 9am is until you need something urgently 😭😭

Payday

Oh Sanguk's Lovely Runner parody was mentioned on Radio Star, Jang Doyeon explained that it was from Wooseok and Hyeyoon's heart fluttering height difference video 💙💛 They asked Oh Sanguk (fencer) to do the parody again with Kim Yeji (shooter)!!!

anxiety fucking sucks. you unintentionally make yourself sad, you feel alone even when you're not, and sometimes you don't even know what's wrong.

Olympics pistol shooter Kim Yeji on being asked about her reaction to Elon Musk sharing her image online: “I didn’t think much of it. To me, he's just some old rich guy.”