That sound you hear is the Texans front office celebrating after the rookie, Calen Bullock stops a Colts drive with a pick

They should probably get Nico Collins out the game. Grabbed his head multiple times after taking a hit.

Shane Steichen at the half: “Yeah, I haven’t noticed much slipping” *ensuing Texans snap*

At this rate, that game might be the one today. 3/3 which each one coming from 50+ yards.

3rd and 13, on the run, across the body — first down. C.J. Stroud is a sicko

Joe Mixon continues his big day with a touchdown, then the Bay Area native hits his hometown dance, the smeeze.

Genuinely don’t remember the last time I saw a Houston Texans team control the game on the ground the way they’ve done today.

Stefon Diggs. Touchdown. X2 A rememberable debut for the new Texans receiver.

Nico Collins with a ridiculous catch to ice the game and cap off a 6 reception, 117 yards performance.

The Texans had to earn this one, but both sides of the ball made plays when they needed. An impressive team performance highlighted by their new stars. 🏈 Diggs: 6 catches, 33 yards, 2 touchdowns. 🏈 Mixon: 159 yards and a touchdown 1-0 to open the year.

Stefon Diggs was pretty excited and uh-- descriptive following the win in his Texans debut: "Our o-line, dropped their nuts when they had to."

Davante Adams

The Calvin Johnson, Sunday Night Football intro was really cool. No other notes.

Felt like C.J. Stroud had a pedestrian day by his standards and he still has an opportunity to finish as a top 10 passer this week.

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