Somebody said: "Not only does God replace what you've lost, He upgrades it!"

nails definitely cost $150 for feet and hands

Yeah you handsome, but can you fix the tire yourself if it goes flat??

THIS

easy breezy beautiful

talk to me through music i love that shit

FaceCard never fails

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Finally getting everything how you want it is an immaculate feeling.

i’m tired of eating

wish we could dislike tweets.

DON’T JOKE WITH THIS PRAYER: Lord, make me financially blessed, to the point I'll be able to help others as well.

marriage first, then babies.

Yall have absolutely zero street smarts and it really concerns me.

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Sore throat, Stuffed nose, BEING SICK!!!! Never appreciate your body when it functions perfectly? get sick and you’ll pray long and HARD