my scrambled eggs look disgusting

my morning routine:
- alarm goes off
- turn on lightbulb
- stare at lightbulb for 3 minutes to simulate sunrise and establish body clock
- eat eggs
- take a shit
- shower
- brush teeth
- crush the day

Hop up out the bed, turn my swag on, take a look in the mirror and say “what’s up?”

It's me, Tony Hawk, the skateboarder.

hot people who eat croissants are dangerous

what about a guy that makes mountains out of molehills 😂😂

guy who bites off more than he can chew

saw a mouse today #nature

I did not give them permission to sell me like that

she gon do it for the riff 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Grabbing onto M Night Shamaylans nipples like heres a twist for you

jeff green is so awesome man

lebron is so ass dude ahahaha sko nuggs

LETS GO NUGGETS #MileHighBasketball

GO NUGGS BRO FUCK THE LAKERS

Sleeping Naked with only your Socks and Shoes on Type Beat