So they hold their breath, because this moment will never come again...

Nice one Sheffield. Get the fash out.

Sure, but peaceful climate protesters are the real danger... 🙃

Given it's also International Cat Day, it's a terrible time for the Republican presidential campaign.

The last couple of days I've been increasingly filled with the dread and the horror of the things. Spare a thought for me, a silly little writer entirely ill-prepared to deal with life's most insubstantial challenges.

I think my industry is bitchy sometimes, but no one talks shit like any tradesman assessing the work of any other tradesman who's come before them.

Update on the baby (he is quite a big boy now)

The Liz Truss thing wouldn't be funny at all if she wasn't annoyed by it. As it is, it's hilarious.

Ran my first 5k in years and I would like praise from the internet please (I have perhaps foolishly signed up for a half marathon in March so expect many more annoying tweets like this).

Fairly confident in saying A Doll's House has never had a cast this sexy before. Get yourself booked! ⬇️

This is the ideal body. You may not like it, but this is what peak physical performance looks like.

Massive congratulations to Hannah Morley, #DebutAwards nominee for We Could All Be Perfect Crucible Theatre. Lovely stuff!

I love this artwork so much! Fantastic to be back in the rehearsal room too - I think this one could be quite special...

Because the kitten hadn't yet made it into art, here is Heck in motion.

Sticking it to the man by answering "none of the above" to every YouTube survey advert without reading it. Take that, capitalism.

New hair, who dis?