How to obliterate climate bedwetters and their outlandish conclusions …

You make this so much fun!

Love this guy Chris Martz

Let’s explain this to you with a graphic using pretty colors. 🎨 If carbon dioxide emissions are reduced to zero, the Earth’s global mean surface temperature stops rising almost instantly because the radiative forcing is off [This again assumes all else is held constant]. What

If carbon dioxide concentrations were reduced to zero, we would all be dead. You are a carbon-based life form, albeit not an intelligent one.

I know. It’s in the Martz DNA.

You’re British. Americans like me stopped caring what you thought in 1776.

Two questions for climate activists: ➊ If you think fossil fuels are “killing us,” then why don't you log off social media, leave us alone and go live off-grid somewhere in, say, Alaska, and build yourself a stick hut to sleep in, drink unfiltered stream water, hunt for food by

Got to catch up with one of my retired professors today. Miss seeing this man every day. It ain’t the same. 🌀

If guns empower people to harm others, then my pencil must’ve empowered me to fail Calculus II and ODE the first time around. Same logic.

Beer sucks. It’s piss water. The only brand beer I care for is Miller Lite, bottle or draft. 🍺 Corona is good too, but only after you finger a lime into the bottle. 🍋‍🟩 Most wine is gross, too. 🍷 I like whiskey — shots or on the rocks. Bourbon. Vodka. Mixed drinks. 🍹

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s. Could I interest you in a #7 Big Bacon Classic with a large fry and a kid-sized chocolate frosty? 🍔 🍟 🥤

Tim wants all of you to know that he does not want to live the “net zero” lifestyle he wants to force on everyone else. He is entitled to a large carbon footprint, but you and I are not. 👣 Climate activists are hypocrites, but they know they are. And, they don’t care.

Here’s what it boils down to. Climate activists want you to think that their intentions are good. They want you to think that they care about protecting the environment. 🌍 They want you to believe the weather of today is worse than it ever has been, and that every extreme

Let me tell ya somethin', Steve. 🫵 I couldn't care less if you take me seriously or not. I'm not here to hold your hand, be your friend and tell you all the things you want to hear. 🤷‍♂️ I have friends in real life; I don't need any here. The solar flux value of 340-342 W/m² is

It’s okay if you don’t like me. You don’t need to tell me that. I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. That’s okay. Not everyone has good taste.

You know what time it is? It’s meme time. Drop the funniest meme you have. Make me laugh. I’m bored.

Hi again, Joe. 👋 Back for your weekly drag? This may be news to you, but I am what you might call “highly educated.” I’m an atmospheric science major and I say you are full of shit.