Pedestrian Struck by Vehicle*

*Running a stop sign while driving the wrong direction on a one-way street

God damn man

𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀.

The Sixers will do this at the championship parade to show how many people were involved in The Process. Jarvis Varnado and Tony Wroten will finally get their rings

Jayson Tatum missing technical foul shots and I'm supposed to be afraid of him

The Eagles are winning the Super Bowl THIS YEAR

Eagles draft pick Trevor Keegan is wearing a DeSean Jackson jersey. Thinks it's from sixth grade.

Job security for a GM is right up there with cold, hard cash as the greatest weapon any front office could have.

I know it takes a few years to know what you have in a draft, but I can't think of a draft in recent memory, if ever, that the Eagles have come out of at draft end where top to bottom it's legitimately looked like they've hit home run after home run like this

Do the Knicks have a mascot we can eat

Eagles just drafted an athletic center who is roughly the size of Jason Kelce in the 6th round ✍️

Eagles drafting Johnny Wilson is insane, Jalen Hurts having a 6'6' WR is a cheat code