Part of me says 'come on, let's be serious lads and not resort to childishness of this nature.' Unfortunately that part represents around 2%. The remaining 98% is laughing its bollocks off and loving how juvenile it is. Sunak is a coward through and through.

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Harry Cole looking forward to the Murdochs switching to Labour...

.Gary Lineker taking names at the moment. It's an absolute joy. Gullis and Anderson in one day.

* chef kiss *

'It's not that difficult Prime Minister'

Don't cry mate.

Why is it that when there's an atrocity or hugely political event, those on either side immediately look to see if there's any possible offence to take from Gary Lineker and his reaction to it? It's utterly bizarre.

Covered in glitter and jacket off, he still looks infinitely more Prime Minister-erial than the bellend currently in No.10.

'Every time you rush to denigrate your town with abuse, you may persuade others to stay away and create a self-fulfilling prophecy.'

✍️ Dannii Paston

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Let's not forget that Anderson conflated a gay man who is not being investigated by the police with Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris. Sounds more than a little defamatory...

Just to remind you: Lee Anderson, the deputy chairman of the party governing this country, has accused the BBC of being ‘a safe haven for perverts.’ Has the level of public discourse ever dropped as low as this in the last century?

Flashback to Boardwalk, The Grapes, The Forum, Leadmill etc etc. 'Them Arctic Monkey lads are great, but they just play their tunes exactly the same as on the demos/album.'

Then last night 'THEY'RE PLAYING THEM DIFFERENT FFS 😭😭😭😭'

(Turner is bored with it all FWIW)

I did a little article on, well... #Bluey that a few of you (particularly Dads who watch the show... I mean, whose kids watch the show) may empathise with.

newthinking.com/culture/unconv…

Through gritted teeth I share my love for the show and gratitude to Joe Brumm for creating it!

Kept Haaland quiet. This is a moral victory.

I've done a little article for New Thinking mag on the 'joys' of Online Reputation Repair. If you could have a read, that would be just lovely :)

'It’s great for your mental health. The all-consuming focus required by the structured builds of LEGO allows us to switch off our brains entirely from work-life stresses in a meditation-like manner.'

✍️ Natalia Matous

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'I asked our customers what they loved about dungarees and three themes recurred again and again: comfort, prints and practicality.'

✍️ Dannii Paston/Yella Brick Road

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Inspired by Simon Sinek, Ross makes the case for shifting our mentality to one celebrating mental fitness over mental health.

newthinking.com/health/mental-…

“We have what feels a natural acceptance of physical imperfections and the complete opposite regarding mental ones. ”

✍️ Ross

newthinking.com/health/mental-…

'What gets smaller as it grows? A newly VAT-registered company’s bank balance.'

✍️ Dannii Paston

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You know what leaving dos weren't allowed to have as many attendees as some of the no.10 parties? Funerals.