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stocking the fridge before they get there is a love language

the only thing close to the feeling of your video going viral is a close friend’s video going viral and let me tell you, it is a VERY close second 🥰

yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried WINNING with your FRIENDS

traveling with JSX feels like the way flying was advertised in the 60s

also the Starlink aboard JSX is next level - internet as fast as on the ground. I am truly stunned at the #flyjsx experience. cc: Alex Wilcox

the way people treat me before and after they see my social media will NEVER get old to me 🤣 I’m not offended, it’s honestly just funny

me dating in 2022: men are trash this is horrifying I want to die me dating in 2023: “I tried to consider which side of the plane would give you the best sunset view when booking our flights to Dubai”

The fastest way to improve your life: Distance yourself from anyone who spends time putting down others or minimizing their achievements.

most everyone: “I’m too old for TikTok” my friend Heidi, 62, whose TikTok just did 2m views in 11 hours:

perhaps in future the out, loud and proud hatred/judgment for certain professions will be unacceptable to the level that racism and misogyny are now

honored to have attended #satoshiroundtable in support of my partner. although I’m not in the space, I felt super inspired by the blockchain folks attempting to build a more equitable permissionless future for all. 🤍

nobody will be more horrified by your boundaries than those who are committed to violating them. you can always be polite, but these people deserve zero meaningful space in your life.

Dubai must do, must see things?! besides the obvious 🤓🙏

this practice is absolutely insane. as a paying customer, you should not ALSO be obligated to have your name image or likeness used as marketing materials for any business, ever.

I swear to god time expands in Miami 🙇‍♀️🕰️🙌✨

bro I wish beauty brands would just GET IT already. show your founder!! we’re more interested in someone’s face and story than we will EVER be in watching lipstick get smushed

with purchased blue checkmarks and purchased followers, the last bastion of authenticity on the internet is true community

long games ONLY.

hey Twitter can I have my checkmark back now that you have competition