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The goal of every couple should be to add up to one good person.

Brutal postgame press conference

From now on, when someone pisses me off, I’m gonna call them a “former president”.

Thank you!! We are Transgender Operations on Illegal Aliens in Prison! Are you ready to ROCK!?

I better go superviral for this...

Fine I’ll do it #debate2024 #HarrisWalz2024 #simpsons

This is an unbelievably fast turnaround. I can only assume The Gregory Brothers have been mainlining Red Bull for the past 24 hours. Well done.

Markets are a tool, not an end unto themselves. Govt still needs to set goals, shape markets accordingly. The sooner we remember this, the more of these happy stories we get

Hear me out.

Not sure I've ever had an enjoyable interaction with someone who addressed me as "good sir".

I need to talk to someone about the "Active Liver" advertisement that runs on SiriusXM. It's taking up way too much brain space.

Are you aware that NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS #65 is available for your perusal? Featuring new songs by Gojira The Softies and Laurie Anderson, plus me being a feeble old dingus at a Jack White concert. open.substack.com/pub/newmusicfo…

Trump brought this on himself. Not for the violent incitement, but for inspiring crazy people to reach for the stars.

Literally, trivia.

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

every accusation is a confession

Can you get a tattoo of a video yet