just had a new all-time interaction

Honestly fucking infuriating the extent to which the weather affects my mood. I am a complex being with higher brain function! I should not be depressed just because the sun is on vacation!

A lot of Politics Twitter is very down on voting, and there is disenfranchisement in this country (but also a lot local elections that absolutely are winnable), but I like filling that stuff out. I like looking smart by researching. They give me a cool sticker. It’s fun

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. 40 years later…

49 yr old: We have a tradition in our family of throwing Mom’s heart medication in the garbage after she goes to the pharmacy.

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. It'd be funny if she got a fine for bringing a vape to LAX, but there's not much amusing about Russian jail

Just sat through an extremely stressful and upsetting work training, please send pictures of healthy happy babies slash small children asap

She just opened half of this box herself

Someone do a strong doge/weak doge with Keir “my phone doesn’t even acknowledge that as a name” Starmer and Joe “at least three” Biden

where all my “the democrats would be the conservative party in europe” folks at, you’re due for wallet inspection

the Brooklyn Public Library is doing a countdown of its most borrowed books of all time and it's hilarious because it's all like classic literature juxtaposed with things children think are awesome