Eddie Izzard wears a dress and the media goes into a frenzy.
Truss wears a suit, calls herself Sunak
Not a peep

A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.
A PM is just until Christmas.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Braverman
Sunaks Achilles heel

New PM
New front benchers
No it's
Fecking ground hog day

Apparently each new PM gets a new lectern.
FFS why ❓
Who pays for it ❓(silly question)

Someone mentioned nylon shirts today
No ironing and drip dry.
As I remember they issued a nuclear strength static shock if you touched a door handle. Taking them off made your hair stand on end, and shaking hands caused the recipient to evacuate their bowels.
Great fun. 🤣🤣🤣

Bad news mate
The back benches aren't nearly as comfortable

Then she came in, curtsied like a puppet with broken strings.
Fecking hilarious old boy.

A new lectern
TFFT I was getting bored

It's broad daylight
Why is the light above number 10 still on ❓
There's an energy crisis you prongs.
Oh it's OK, we pay the fecking bill.

Truss has just made her resignation speech.
Then climbed into her ministerial car.
Surely she should be using the bus now.
🤣🤣

BBC news keep saying Truss is the shortest serving PM in our history.
Surely they should add
'So far'

We are truly blessed people
We have a PM that can tuck his shirt into his pants, by himself.

Breaking news
Sunak still PM
GUINNESS book of records now door stepping his family home

What do they call those round soft mints
Individually wrapped, soft like a fondant
Green or blue wrapper I think. Haven't seen them for years