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06-01-2016 01:49:49
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With Kamala Harris outraising him by nearly 3-to-1, Donald J. Trump is struggling to maintain the illusion of success.
Captain Correcto is using his mind-melding superpowers to decode and debunk the barrage of lies and falsehoods uttered by Donald J. Trump during the debate.
We regret to inform you that Captain Correcto’s head overheated and exploded while fact checking Donald J. Trump.
Statement from Donald J. Trump on why he refuses to debate Kamala Harris again: “Buk-buk-buGAWK! Buk-buk-BONE SPURS. BuGAWK!”
The glare of the spotlight makes it difficult for the romance between Donald J. Trump and @lauraloomer to blossom, but soon they can be alone together. Donald will bring the handcuffs.