Well played Ticketmaster. Queued since 8am to get to selecting seats at 130pm (VIP bullshit at £300 each) only for your app to freeze, then boot me out and send me to the back of the queue. You’re an outright shambles.

Ticketmaster: no bots or scalpers Also Ticketmaster:

So you can resell your #OasisLive25 tickets, but only to Ticketmaster and at face value - to avoid scalpers and touts. Ticketmaster then take them and sell them at a hugely inflated price thus becoming legalised scalpers and touts. Scandalous.

#Ticketmaster are a fucking disgrace Moan about touts doing you out of business and then make yourself the touts. Get the fuck out here.

It total contradiction to this. They couldn’t tell you which way was up. x.com/thesnp/status/…

#SNP24

Maeda getting the better of Tavernier? Never learns.

Rangers with another catalogue of errors at the back leading to Celtic scoring Fuck this team

Matondo injured? Silver linings I suppose

Rangers penchant for self-harm is unreal Started well enough then collapsed and handed them 2 goals on a plate.

Pacific Quay CSC with a fair bit of hyperbole Have Celtic been good? Absolutely Do they deserve the lead? Absolutely Have they been ‘devastating’? Not in the slightest.

Let's break down her ramblings shall we:

The biggest fuck up of this summer was keeping Tavernier

Janey Godley let loose

The replies to this Batshit, mental paranoia rages amongst the Indy types That and #wheeshtforindy is still strong

This clown and his constitutional terrorism department are one of the reasons the SNP are forced into cutting public spending.

£100m allocated to SNP ScotGov to rectify Grenfell style cladding in Scotland. Less than 10% of it spent. Where is the money

Making political capital over the deaths of 72 people

Clueless living up to her apt moniker here