im pulling up to the function with a six pack of this

“Nobody wants to be here and nobody wants to leave.” RIP Cormac McCarthy

Using VPN browser to watch Kris Hemsworth blow up 700 people on my moms NF account ☺️

this is how i feel when im drunk

The Spanish language went off with biblioteca

Dreams do come true! I am sitting next to the real life version of this lady on my flight!

THE CURSE starring Emma Stone, Nathan Fielder, and Benny Safdie. Premiering at #NYFF and on SHOWTIME Fall 2023. Elara

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-)

They should have a thing called Cool Libraries where you can talk really loud, and maybe have a few beers. Reading out loud to your homies sitting pretzel style in a circle, they each have a 6 pack. Doing fun voices and sound effects. The homies are chiming in, riffing, laughing

Mfs love crapping at the show smh

Beer is basically a "mod" that makes the game of Life better. im gonna install about 8 of them tonight after work

my uncle made the cat a plate

Really don’t think I’ve ever said over 100 words to my nephew in his 13 years of life. He tried to hit me with Deez Nuts at TG and now our bond is unbreakable.

Spent my entire break standing at my bosses desk while he explained various karate stances.

Deeply sad to find out Buddy Duress passed away. Without exaggeration, he’s the best performer in Good Time, second only to Robert Pattinson himself. This is only part of one of my favorite scenes of the entire 2010s.

Tim Robinson will star in & co-write his own HBO series ‘THE CHAIR COMPANY’ The series follows a man who finds himself investigating a far-reaching conspiracy after an embarrassing incident at work. (Source: Deadline)

This is the coolest thing ever

"Bone Tomahawk" director S. Craig Zahler is set to reunite with his “Dragged Across Concrete” and “Brawl in Cell Block 99” star Vince Vaughn and Oscar winner Adrien Brody for new crime thriller “The Bookie & the Bruiser. variety.com/2024/film/glob…

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

Speed is the freakiest band fr they got their tongue out all the time