I can't understand how I've created such fucking dysfunctional kids.

I can take thrash metal in small doses. Can't imagine listening to a whole album of it though.

Outstanding!! 🤣

It's Friday, AND it's payday! 💰

Marc Cotterill ticketmasteruk

I watched The Matrix Resurrections, and it wasn't that bad. I mean not much happened really, but it was watchable, and not massively pretentious.

Up to Czerny number 5. They get harder.

Tonight's classic 80's film is: Beetlejuice.

Company directors: We need to work together as a team to deliver. We've all got our part to play. Me: Ok, pay me the same as you then.

You wonder how many people on FB marketplace and Gumtree are trying to buy items cheap and sell them on for more. I get sooo many chancers offering me much less than I'm asking.

Oh dear, prod deployment did not go well today

How cute is this?

Cinemas are now re-showing Beetlejuice. As Hollywood can't provide any good new films, I reckon they should re-screen the entire 80's film catalogue. Starting with Star Wars.

I played Pickleball for the first time today, and I've got to say it was a lot of fun. The Mrs has even expressed an interest in going next week.

Any tweet starting with "as a developer" gets the account muted. Just sayin..

What a legend! RIP.