On Christmas Eve a man came in at 5pm and asked if we had the new Girls Aloud album. I said we’d literally just sold out. He asked if I could order it in before 7pm that evening. I said no. He kicked down a display unit.

Just saw this band despite my awkwardness and they were superb

NMG Awards we ready for ya 💋✌🏼

So excited to announce we won BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST 2023 at the NMG Awards last week! It was a brilliant night, so good to see so many familiar faces. Thanks to Seymour and Tim for all their support, big up East Anglia, we wouldn’t want to be anywhere else! 🥰

🔔HOMETOWN SHOW ALERT!🔔 Oh and its a biggun! This Wednesday 20th, we'll be hitting the stage at the Norwich Arts Centre to support the insanely talented Damp Matches along with the beautiful Femme Dé. Come av a beer with us, you know you wanna! 🍻 🎟️ norwichartscentre.co.uk/event/pony-up-…

Can’t wait to get back out with these legends 🖤

Ahoy! The buccaneer @theosayers is headlining the grog bucket know as the thebluemoon Stowaways include the cabin fevered Matt Reaction, and the swashbuckler Ina Vieria. It's for charity Arthur Rank Hospice so join the mutiny! (Why pirate analogies? I got carried arrrhway!). 🤦 🏴‍☠️

Our gig at the Norwich Arts Centre a few weeks back was truly an amazing moment for us, we're still buzzing! Thanks again to Damp matches & Femme Dé for killing it, never gonna forget that night!🤘Here's some gorgeous photos from the event, taken by Anthony Moore Photography

Lets hit the road👊! We have the honour of supporting Atlanta's answer to your indie withdrawals, the incredible mammabearmusic for three dates. Manchester Night & Day Cafe Birmingham Dead Wax Digbeth and finally Cambridge The Six Six Bar. Join us for some Rock n Roll savagery!

TOUR 🚐 See us this week in MANCHESTER (Tue) • BIRMINGHAM (Wed) • CAMBRIDGE (Thu) • NORWICH (Fri) • YARMOUTH (Sat). First we hit the road with @MammaBearMusic 🥰 Then a cheeky DJ set by Dan (@goldbarsdj) at Clutter City Market in Norwich • Followed by Norm’s in Yarmouth.

Here's a hot one that will likely be on many a mix this season. Sorry I missed it last year Collars! #christmasmusic #Christmas Collars "Christmas In The 90s" (2022) christmasunderground.com/2023/10/17/col…

FRIDAY 📣 YARMOUTH 💥 We’re playing the Drill House (Out There Arts) with veritable party-starters Vieira & The Silvers, plus Kuiper. Tickets from £3, total barg. Come. Say. Hi. 🎟️ norwichartscentre.co.uk/event/vieira-t…

Massive thanks to Underground for adding us to their sexy Soundwave selection! Dan’s had her Wulfrun creepers for well over a decade, so it’s mega exciting 😆 Other ace acts on there too, like A VOID, BEACH RIOT, @stoneliverpool & @fkatwigs… underground-england.com/bands

What you doing on Monday? Coming to see the New York indie magic that is @ManOnManMusic at Voodoos, Norwich? Yeah you are. And we’re supporting. What better reason do you need!? Nones I tells ya. Nuns! 🐰 🎟️ voodoodaddysshowroom.co.uk/listing_single…

Last show of the year! Last for a while tbh as we’re hunkering down to write 👀 We’re psyched it’s in Nottingham with some amazing acts we met in Hull this year. 👉🏼 @jtsoar • 1 Dec • us + ye woodbeast + ACHB + Tom Morton (he of the amazing poster) 🎟️ gigantic.com/collars-ticket…

Episode 2 of Believe Me is out now with Dan from Collars discussing finding your voice, avoiding burnout and X Files Season 1 Episode 2 entitled Deep Throat. Join us over at buzzsprout.com/2267813/share or wherever you get your podcasts

We missed Collars's "Christmas In The 90s" last yearn for some reason, but thanks to the magic of the internet, it's still there for us to discover - and enjoy! And enjoyed it we did. Great stuff! collarstheband.bandcamp.com/track/christma…

Hey Mach Comedy Fest we would love to perform a special one-off play at your festival. If of interest let us know. Big fans. X

Have a listen to our alt Christmas playlist... ! 2.5 hours of Punk/pop/rock/indie/hip-hop 'classics', plus festive tunes from faves like Tits Up Peaness Problem Patterns Big Joanie The Bug Club Girl Ray! the go! team and more🎄🤘 Listen here: open.spotify.com/playlist/4dt9d…