Started yesterday by filming STV news with a choir singing and 3 chicken walking beside me. Finished the day gigging at The Stand just before US superstar John Oliver. John was right when he said The Stand is the best comedy club in the world. Classic fringe day.

Brilliant to hear Stuart Cosgrove back on the radio today after some time off with ill health. A legend of the game and nice to be reminded 28 times in 2 hours that St Johnstone won the cup double.

Paul is a brilliant comic that makes me laugh so much. Try get down to the stand in Edinburgh tomorrow lunchtime to see him. Spread the word and make his final show busy.

Fringe 2024 done. Big thanks to everyone who came. Huge thanks as well to my guests including Ray O'Leary, Fred MacAulay, Becky Umbers, Melanie Bracewell (is doing Edinburgh) Mark Nelson and lots of others I ran out of space to name. Can't wait to not drive past Harthill for a while.

Great day to be a bucket hat salesman.

Oasis playing Edinburgh during the fringe is going to be spectacular when Scotrail announce the last train to Glasgow is 10pm.

Taylor Swift did a presale only for fans who bought her last album. Oasis are doing the same but instead of buying an album you need to prove you haven't spoken to your brother in 5 years.

Sad that The Shed in Glasgow is closing and even sadder to hear about the mysterious fire that will happen there in 4 months time before it's turned into student flats.

Cant believe I'm now the da of a 5 year old.

R.I.P to Fatman Scoop. Gutted. The songbird of our generation.

Had so many messages about Fatman Scoop. My favourite memory is when we played Be Faithful at my wedding my 87 year old gran asked why a man kept shouting 'Who's fucking tonight'.

Had a load of fun on The Warm-Up this week chatting Scotland and Steven O'Donnell being Steve Clarke's potential son. youtu.be/sAZx-YuPhoM?si…

This is what I'm doing today 5:30 - Hosting the Scotland fanzone at Hampden interviewing a former player 7:45 - 9:30 - At Hampden hoping Scotland aren't as bad as we were in Germany 10-midnight - Hosting BBC Off The Ball hopefully not talking about Scotland being bad.

Honestly heard about 30 people at Hampden say 'Kenny fucking Mclean' after that goal went in.

Hello darkness my old friend.

I get asked a lot what being a Thistle fan is like. Here's a good example. I went onstage today in Liverpool when we were 1-0 up against Alloa and when I came off we were 3-1 down. So the answer is it's a mindfuck.

There has never been a more 'games gone' moment than not celebrating a goal at international level against your former country.