Silent G like in Iroegbunam

60 minutes in before wanting them all dead could be a new record.

Ruthless hangover courtesy of the blues. Thanks for absolutely nothing chaps.

Every fucking throw-in goes backwards.

Yes I would Kent

Praying we do one of those ‘comfortable wins’ I hear other teams talking about, tonight.

At least Maupay will enjoy a famously forgiving and placid fanbase now.

Fair play to Maupay’s social media team there, rattled me.

Look at the names in this, glorious, I’d give anything for the blues to be back amongst your Omonoias and Jagiellonias

Got to go Dyche, all on him that. In-game management is fucking atrocious.

We’ll see things they never see

The stats keep rolling in here 😂

Yesterday has broken my brain, woke my self up all angry at 4am as I genuinely had a dream (nightmare?) and all that happened in it was me watching the highlights on MOTD.

“His absence has never been publicly explained and, of course, today will be no exception”

Terrible this Southampton team, I muse, knowing full well they’re taking 4 points off us this season.

Decent half overall but there’s no chance of us holding this lead I’m afraid.

All our lucks ran out chaps, about time. Going down.

Listen, Keane is weak and shite, but we know that. But what on earth is my guy Pickford up to for their first goal yesterday? Gonna be in some serious trouble if he’s off the boil this season.

Lindstrom!