Twitter, I have a confession. I have been posting pictures of my ugly children on Facebook all morning

Honestly, what is #EnochBurkes endgame?

I genuinely love me kids but I don't think I can afford to keep them any more

Anyone else dream of winning the lotto, retiring and upsizing to a nice spacious bicycle shed?

Anyone want to meet at the GPO and burn all our #Oasis MP3's?

Do the Gallaghers have any say over #Ticketmaster pricing?

The number one rule of Twitter, if you follow someone, not only do you agree with everything they said in the past but also everything they say in the future

This week I was a ball of anxiety regarding a huge electricity bill, school fees, soccer fees, guitar fees, and a medical bill. That's why I'm not bothered about a book showing rural Irish people doing things that are very popular amongst rural Irish people

#TimWalz looks like he's the love child of Steve Martin and Tom Arnold

For the past week any new Google Reviews have not been appearing on my Google account. Does anyone know why?

In Noel Gallaghers defence, he needs the money to buy a new bike shed from the Irish Government #Oasis

One of my favourite TV Gags from all time comes from Modern Family *Pepper Crying* Pepper: I'm just a joke 😢 Cam: You're not a joke, You're Pepper Saltzman

PJ, how dare these publishers suggest there are Irish people who work on farms and like hurling and Irish dancing Also, I have never seen a ginger Irish person in my life 96fm Opinion Line

1) You clearly don't understand the role of the President of Ireland 2) As a Brit, you're excluded from the role anyway

The Coolock Says No crowd are gunna absolutely cream themselves if some English hooligans come over this weekend 😂

If Combat 18 do come over at the weekend they won't cause an ounce of trouble cos they'll be too busy getting sucked off by our Patriots

So can we all agree our Irish Free State has failed all of us and we need to work together to build the Ireland that cherishes all our children?

Real chips and curry in a sandwich with loads of butter 96fm Opinion Line