Save us lefty peepaw

Lost the favor of a gay regular at my cafe when I suggested I wanted to fuck his dog (asked if his dog was single) but then won him back today when I said Ammirati should have tucked

Facts!!!

I don't want you to do that I want you to leave. I want to listen to Brat or else I will k*ll myself.

Nutting inside a girl at 12:01am: Technically it's tomorrow now

Well, it appears I've been shadow banned

“Looks like the old man has one more trick up his sleeve” - me alone putting a potato in the oven

He was just a fucking kid

He's talking to Obama, Clint Eastwood style

If I can only incline press 115 pounds at 70 I'll kms

Cleaning my pistol and dry firing it at my son in law while saying this

literally once a week i see a tweet that asks why there isn’t a podcast about internet main characters or what happens after a modern fifteen minutes of fame moment. THERE IS! it’s called sixteenth minute and every week i interview and examine a fifteen minutes expat. listen 😀

Completely tone deaf Japanese impression of the Costco guys loading

irish-american skunk ape a truly devoted chess player would never have sex

Massachusetts making the list is loco

Started stimming at the function so I took it to the terlit

GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN (recently twinkless): man, I feel like John Wilkes Boothing myself HIS MAGIC TALKING HAT: that doesn’t make sense yet