Another one I share every time I see it.

When I say "Eat the Rich" I mean suck on their goddamn bones like there's ice cream inside.

I love it when people think they can bring their shit into my comments, and expect a measured and proportionate response. *sprinkles a ring of herbal powder around a black candle, and lights the wick*

When the original physical cottage in the wildwood is on the news because it's being sold again 👀

I need to go into a big field and scream until my vocal cords turn into red mist. Does anyone want to join me? We can get tapas after.

Behind every successful man is a crossroads demon, rubbing its bony hands together hungrily.