My Dad says "have you ever been to a dance on a motorcycle?" to my Mom while beaming at his children at family gatherings

He raised me from the dead when I was smothered by placing his hands on me

I could seal bulletwounds by laying on hands in my prepubescence

What can you buy by selling farmland? A century farm is when the same family farms for a hundred years. Uh oh heritage site alert!

*"Bumdart's Rakdos of the highschool dropout(s)"* *Bumdarts Rakdos til he drops out* I AM BAZOOKA HITLER

A prelude of things to come: What's YOUR Ravnica guild and academy? *lick*

Blue fictoids are not real they are made of chintz and dander of track pants, red fictoids are plausible enough to be

that's cooties

take a teaspo0n and scrape the blight-polyp off the back of your head

say "I'm gonna give my jaw torsion"

in his book Visions was the stock metropolis of the future illustration in his very own pencil crayon. also mingled throughout was poetry he'd lifted from memory. the neener neener song occurs

He inflicted everyone with social alacrity by enervating their brains

the roof of the mouth is flinched into a spastic

Verbatem from Visions "Humanity in the future will have cleft chins."

"Craw Wurm rocks I'm Cameron"-Craw Wurm

The Canoodler gave everyone displaced gumlines by jutting them out

"I wanna hear Ooga Chaka!"-Craw Wurm

I'm trying to think of an epitome of their card designs to compare in a favourable light at that rate

It is all symptemic of a clogged mind-nostril in the aft mind knuckule

So it is like if you plug your nose you immediately start panicking because you are ventilating that mind-nostril full time