talking to My closest friend: i Hate you . i wish You were transformed into a pebble So i could toss you into the great Wide ocean. die in The salt talkinf to my coworker who i Hate: hey david. how are your children? i love you the way that an ancient Priestess loves her home

Does anybody have this video?

u ever sit there explaining the differences between sonic adventure ports to someone hot and go dam. I need to get a job

me at the girlpee facotry

Punch Cat hehe

I don't know this hawk tuah girl, I've heard she's great, she's beautiful, you won't hear it from those crazy democrats, she really is folks. they won't tell you this but this is the only election we'll ever need to win, you need to hawk to-ah the polls and vote!

In the novelization of Revenge of the Sith, there was a little extra bit where Cody's annoyed at Palpatine for giving the order after he gave Kenobi the lightsaber back (by u/Slashy16302)

stuart keep her awake HOW LONG?????

women r so cool i wish i could be one

"why dont we build cathedrals any more,,, the west has fallen vros" u guys get mad when roadworks take a month you would NOT let a public works project that takes 400 years pass

mfs will be like 'i need to lose weight' then go to a girl's house just to make a bowl of fried chicken

yes babe I'm totally fine I'm huddled in a ball in the corner watching lofi mitski anime edits for fun

I'm not cunty enough to justify being a mean girl I need to fix that immediately

im the in public kisser ehehegehe

#過去に伸びた1枚を載せてまた伸びるのかチャレンジ 私だとコレ↓をまた出せって話ですね？(；´∀｀) #30MM

"there's nowhere for men to hang out and get drunk any more because of Woke" might be some of the most disingenuous stuff I've seen from these grifters. your self imposed isolation is not because of shitlib politics. it's so hard to not constantly say 'go outside' to these men.

don't talk about tgirls bullying you too much or else corporations are going to sponsor pride next year and have girls with hairy armpits pour probiotic soda on you and call twinks vs dolls chex mix twinks vs chase city bank dolls