ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using

At first glance I thought they were on Pointless

My dentist: trying to explain how much better a certain toothbrush is to others on the market by comparing it to driving different makes of car Me:

Nicole Kidman absolutely loves a wig doesn’t she

Bim tried to kiss me on the lips this morning 😞 she’s not allowed to sleep in the bed any more

this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like

I’ve cooled off, I am soldering, I am watching below deck. I am peace personified 😎

That shade of grey holds some of my best memories 🥹🥹

Enjoying MAFS so far but also distracted by this man who looks like an amalgamation of all the members of 5ive

However ridiculous you think it’s gonna be, it’s worse

There are so many reasons why the Nags is the best pub in Walthamstow (me working there for 10 years ranking quite highly) but this is making it to the top spot for me

‘Dis u’

Can’t stop thinking about the other day when I was rooting around my brain for either Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice or Ice T and ended up saying all of them and then ‘I dunno, one of the cold men’