lmao I’m bookmarking this for sure

Oh my god let her. It will piss off the dumbest dicks

tolkien this tolkien that maybe you should try tolkien to a girl

cuban's company wanted $7 for the prescription that CVS billed my insurance $800 for (and for which I paid a $50 copay.) I don't know how he's doing it, but I hope he keeps going

wonder if he tried getting milkshakes from shake shack before picking up the pizza

I became a runner. absolutely sick behavior

shohei come to the rockies challenge. you're losing anyway, may as well hit some dingers 600 feet

yeahhhh I’m gonna need this to dry up by Wednesday afternoon thanks

answering the big questions this labor day

I was trying to think of a good joke response to this but the QTs are full of shit that made me nod sagely in solidarity

I think he was a coffee guy but didn’t have a preference when it came to adding dairy. the server would ask him how he wanted it and he’d say “it doesn’t matter if it’s black or white”

[presses lips firmly against microphone]
[feedback scream]
fuck margaret court

The forecast is looking fine for the 12th annual Rhode Island Seafood Festival this weekend! Grab your pre-sale tickets before they sell out — gate prices are more expensive!

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