I'll just say it: Donald Trump and JD Vance are creepy and, yes, weird. We are not going back.

Anyone else woken up this morning to listen anxiously to the news and feeling relieved, prouder of who we are, and just a bit more disdainful of the Tommy Robinsons and Elon Musks of this world? Well done decency, well done the police

BREAKING: After witnessing today’s press conference, reporters are wondering if Donald Trump is being confined to Mar a Lago to hide his diminishing cognitive abilities. It’s obvious to the majority of Americans Donald Trump is not cognitively well enough to be President.

A few rebuttals: - it was funny - Led By Donkeys are hardly “far left” - you could have ignored it rather than be disrupted - it wasn’t to intimidate but to mock you - a picture of a lettuce can’t suppress you - far-right activists would have burnt the venue down - it was funny

Is the Hundred the biggest non-event in the history of professional cricket or am I being a churlish curmudgeon?

Joe Cole and Peter Crouch on TNT football takes me back a few years.

Delighted for Glamorgan and Somerset - final at Trent Bridge on Sept 22. The One Day Cup has given the clubs and their supporters a real fillip. Reward for all that hard work 52 weeks of the year with pathways and so forth

People are shocked to discover Farage lives in Brussels & pays his taxes in Belgium He's lived there for over thirty years, NOT Clacton He has lifetime EU residency based on the time he has lived in Belgium He’s a rich conman - UK you have been conned Martin Davies

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🚨Elon Musk is blocking that video on Twitter!!! You know what to do!! Spread it widely!

That is quick. A very fine innings up on the board at the Oval already.

Chance of a lifetime lost for a young English coach, but he’s got a blue passport so I’m sure he’ll get over it 👍 #BrexitShambles

The question is can Lancashire come to the party v Somerset or will they lose another match by an innings. Somerset have Hampshire last up so that will not be easy. All to play for.

Absolutely thrilled for Ollie Pope. He gets to play golf at Wentworth on Wednesday with yesterday's Irish Open champion Rasmus Hojgaard and rugby stars Jamie George and Ben Earl. No matter that Surrey are playing their most important game of the season. Play well Ollie.