one day... celsius will stop dumping and gox will start dumping and the sr coins will move and finex coins are jeeted and the halvening is over and the asian btc buyers will run out of cash and the ordinals hype ends and eigenlayer will cause a giant eth ponzi and solana will

leveraged sports betting perpetuals I want to watch some people get liquidated as the odds swing during a live match or a presidential election who is building this

why are you, as an adult, trying to short the resumption of this uptrend

We just hit $1 billion in trading volume for ETH ETFs today.

>obligatory biannual tinfoil hat post the EU have just announced that they're planning an "asset registry for all citizens", and they won't be the only ones this includes real estate, bank accounts, securities, vehicles, art, precious metals, and more than likely crypto assets

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Folks, I really think if you're still sleeping on prediction markets, it's time to reassess your priors and look at what's going on. This site alone I was just looking shows tens of billions of dollars being bet on whether the Fed is going to cut rates in September.

give it a massive context window and OpenAI might have just created the perfect D&D dungeon master

BREAKING: Japan's Nikkei 225 ends trading day down 12.4%, the worst single-day result since 'Black Monday' in 1987

guys SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, prices are back to where they were 5 months ago, there is no conceivable way that you will ever financially recover from this

ok who is building this

Congratulations! You now have millions of dollars in your early 20s, no marketable skills and a gambling addiction

ً people forget that the market will always be here no need to rush it

"Look, T, it's free money. Christ, even Paulie's nephew who lost those three cartoon ape pictures and doesn't know how to sell on-chain is gonna get multiple seven figure airdrops by Christmas, and you're still fuckin' bearish, I don't get it."

sometimes you are compelled to full port incredibly obvious asymmetric opportunities with steadfast conviction and zealous belief in the team and other times you just simply buy the cute $fwog token fwew

gm say it back

gm, I hope everyone had a lovely weekend

"why are you moving to Japan?" just send them this

enduring the past 6 months price action (as a masochist)