Your gf was talking too much so he knew the perfect way to shut her up 😈

Your friends tend to spend more time at your place when you aren’t there than when you are…wonder why 👀

On the way to your funeral, your friend figured this was his best shot with your old gf…mourning makes girls horny right?…she decided it was only appropriate to make your friend nut as they pull into the cemetery

If your gf is even remotely attractive, there’s 100% chance that other men have covered her pretty little face in ropes of warm cum 💦

Think your sister regrets knocking on the creepy neighbors door yet?😈

“Do you like my new braces Daddy🥺?”

Promise kept 🖤

If i was a girl, id also do nothing but buy dildos and fuck then all day🍆

No better way to start your Friday morning than with a fat kitty & fat titties 😵‍💫

Trick or treat 👻 🍑

“Bro i tried not to nut in her but i swear your girl wouldn’t hop off my dick…sorry man, hope she’s on the pill”

POV: You walk in on your daughter rubbing herself but she refuses to stop cause she’s so close to cumming

Listening to your princess moans become muffled as the intruders have her face shoved into her teddy bear as her bed slams against your wall in rhythm 💦

I would fuck the absolute dog shit out this little paraplegic 😵‍💫

Airbags initiated 😵‍💫🍒

Your daughter is tonight’s entertainment at the frat house…they all got a turn once this video ended 🥴🥹

Remember…always lock those doors 😏

Trying to show off for their crushes 🥰

I know her friend JEALOUS 🍒🍒

At least your wife was nice enough to fuck the guy from the bar on your patio, she knew you had to wake up early for work 😋