Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting “they’re eating the dogs”

It's like an extinct bird sighting, we're utterly unprepared.

Donald Trump is really killing it*, tonight. *His candidacy.

stop lying about this stuff. she is just destroying him.

I feel like I'm witnessing a murder tonight and also enjoying it.

Trump's sweaty upper lip speaks volumes.

My debate conclusion is that it was Elder Abuse. Have a nice night.

I simultaneously want another debate and don't want another debate.

BREAKING: Chris Wallace just completely demolished Donald Trump’s debate performance. Wallace went so far as to call Donald Trump’s debate performance tonight the worst debate performance in American history. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this.

Two things I learned about Taylor Swift in the last 24 hours: 1. She Believes In A Thing Called Love; 2. She's supporting Kamala Harris for POTUS.

Twitter still an art form at moments

If you'll notice about 5 seconds in, Trump tries pulling his handshake power move with Harris...

That David Sedaris joke nails it. nytimes.com/2024/09/11/opi…

Even at the 9/11 ceremony, he just can't not sneer, can he?

I actually experienced this moment for real last night.

"I'm speaking now. Sound familiar?"

Offering this with not a shred of sarcasm or snark: The open question is not who won the debate with any sentient, sane or mildly attentive viewer in America. The open question, still to be answered, is what does that modest cohort of undecided voters in swing states think just