we know how this ends

you called?

Cal Twitter is a sleeping bear that has been awoken.

New England > England

Can someone on Cal Twitter use CGI to superimpose a mob of rainbow haired grad students chasing after him with a hammer and sickle flag?

this and the replies are the best of college football. may cal find success at woke campbell stadium saturday

Please refrain from lecturing us until you’ve paid back all of the welfare money you stole from your state’s poorest citizens.

Today on the walk to school my 8 yr old told me he had to fill out a survey in class with things like his favorite month and holiday. He chose March and said he wanted to write Selection Sunday for but he knew they wouldn’t know what that was so he just said Valentines Day.

Everytime I feel the urge to quit this hellscape, something comes along that's so hilarious and entertaining that it makes it just impossible for me to leave. So thank you to Cal Bears twitter - you've been just an incredible addition to the ACC in terms of my own enjoyment.

me liking every cal football tweet on my timeline

Weird that they hosted his intro press conference in the storage room of a Marshall's factory outlet.

Me versus Arkansas fans during #SearchSZN