The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network and wondering why you're tired all the time.

it's kind of wild that when a quiet place and knives out came out people were talking about how they were cool original movies not based on IP and proof that those things could still happen and now both are franchises

lol?

if twitter dies where will I put all my dumbest thoughts??? don't say 'in the dumb thought jar' because mine is full!!!!

Cuomo has now kneecapped the party for two decades, appointing all 4 conservative judges (his friends) who voted down redistricting that might have saved the Dem majority. If there's a red wave in a state with 2x as many registered Dems, he's why. slate.com/news-and-polit…

Last year, a bag of potato chips at the grocery store cost an average of $5.05. Now, it's $6.05.
A dozen eggs were $1.83. Now, it averages $2.90.
A two-liter bottle of soda was $1.78. Now, it's $2.17.

Corporate profits are also much higher. nyti.ms/3Ntdj9I

ur so annoying [affectionate]

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my lesbian jewish holiday YA rom com about healing from heartbreak & loving fossilized fish & corgis is out today!!

i can’t wait for you all to meet Shani & May & Raphael (corg)

buy at excavateyourheart.com or ur local indie !

YAYYYYYY

The scariest thing about Halloween is that rent due at midnight

why are festivals so expensive to submit to 😭

lol Tim Burton isn't British?

Stephanie Perkins writing another YA romance when...

i love her your honor (despite the white savior role!)