Oh Walkers Crisps you done me dirty... even the dogs aren't impressed 🤣

When is a day off really a day off? No work for me today, which gave me the opportunity to take my most neglected student out, my own daughter 🤣 she smashed it, well done @brooke4parker2018 fab lesson with progress 🥰 instagram.com/p/CZwVMhILGdD/…

Yesterday Marky turned 12 🎈🎁🎂 I almost couldn't fit his face in the picture as the blondie/brownie stack was was large 🤣😋 instagram.com/p/CZ34wexr_tD/…

And one more makes three 🐾🐼 instagram.com/p/CZ7y17dr6l2/…

Honestly couldn't ask for better service yesterday when I took my Kodiaq in to Marshall Skoda Kidlington for its first MOT 😁Marshall Škoda top service and brilliant staff 👏

Hey Scottish and Southern Electricity Networks we have been out since about 1/2pm yesterday and still not an engineer on route, is there any hope of getting power back today?

4 hours I've been waiting for Kwik Fit to do a first simple service, and still waiting...KwikFit never ever again!

A super early start today for a test, worth it for the amazing pass for an amazing pupil. That feeling you had when you passed your own test? I get that same feeling for every pupil 😁 it will never ever change 🥳

My parents are literally stranded at Gatwick after spending the day flying easyJet to madeira, plane unable to land so they flew to tenerife for fuel, now back at Gatwick again, no easyjet staff anywhere!!! Awful service, awful communication 🤬

What a bargain on my Tesco shop today 🧐

#CadburyMysteryBars I need to try them!! Anyone spotted them for sale?

Stolen from #rollrightstones near #chippingnorton #oxfordshire yesterday, a blue white striped beach bag which contained the toy fox is being hunted down 🤞

Day ticket to the big feastival with local resident discount = £79, then being charged an extra £12 to park in the field 😳😳😳

Hey Ocado do we still get some percy pig sweets if our delivery is in percy van? Just seen I have the famous percy van for delivery this evening 😃🐷

Help please Interflora UK & Ireland once someone is back in the office, ordered my nan flowers, says delivered yesterday (23rd) but they haven't 😭😭😭

Boxing Day giveaway? Oh go on then! To be in with a chance of winning our Jurassic Park PJs: 🥳 Follow us 🔁 Retweet this tweet ❤️ Tag a friend who’d love them, too! Closes 4pm Thursday 29th December 2022 and winner announced soon after, good luck! 🦖 Ts & Cs apply.

Supposed I should be flattered my ex from a good 16 years ago (ish, my memory isn't that good, nor does it care) stalks my socials and still sends me texts to give me shit about my life, it's like a made a lasting impression on him 😊🤣 🥳

Good job I live in a good area, just got home to my Smyths Toys UK parcel outside by the bins containing a £300 switch (and a few other bits) and the box was even opened 😬

I really need netflix to do a special warning if dogs are going to feature on a program, my ears cannot cope with my pugs reaction every time one appears 🫨🤣🤣 #mumof8pugs

Very disappointed that my Ocado delivery today reversed into my driving school car, leaving 4 places of damage. When approached they request I get quote for repair, as if I don't have enough to sort out. Very disappointing service.