I almost got married by mistake this last Saturday! God I thank you for saving me!

Me hunting for content to post for my X mutuals everyday

The sound of generator makes me sick🤧 I don't know which is more annoying between mosquito sound and generator noise!

You remember that my relationship wey I dey hide from everybody because I no wan make e spoil? Well, e don spoil!

Facts about guys that this neat and organised? Let's have it!

Is it just me or something is fishy here?

Dear Ighalo, Only cats go back to their vomit and you're no cat!

I finally ate the forbidden fruit for the first time and I'm not going to lie, it's very sweet. Now I understand Adam and Eve

"Allowing a woman to give you money is a gutter behaviour" Me:👇👇

Top 10 Green Flags in Women 1. Not a feminist 2. No male bestie (MANDATORY) 3. Keeps her house clean 4. No posting of bible verses online or in bio 5. No posting of cravings on status 6. Loves her parents and siblings 7. Not a Nigerian feminist (too IMPORTANT) 8. Has breast

God abeg, don't let me fix this thing. If you allow me to fix it by myself, I fit do jail😫😭

There are no fat people anywhere in the world, we only have people whose minds are made up not to make heaven because narrow is the way.

There's a difference between Palava, Problem, and Predicament. If your girlfriend gets pregnant, that's Palava If your wife gets pregnant, Problem But if your wife and girlfriend get pregnant the same time, that's Predicament.

There are no short people anywhere; we only have people whose stubbornness made them refuse to grow on time.

Money is to relationships what yeast is to bread.

I'm tired of waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel. I want to go into the tunnel and put the light at the end of it by myself!

I woke up this morning with pains in my neck. My mates are sleeping on a woman's soft bosom but here I am, and all I can afford to do is sleep on my own neck😫 Single life nice one👍

Wrongdoing is like a hill, we walk on ours and discover that of others.