If I were to face a 20 million pound divorce settlement, I would simple not get divorced.

Vayan a ver esto. No sé donde. Yo lo vi acá donde estoy sentado.

Have you all read Like a Fiery Elephant by Jonathan Coe? It's really good. I wish I still had my copy. theguardian.com/books/2004/may…

Do you think novels should have speech marks to indicate people are speaking, or do you like it when they don't?

If it is raining and you have to walk 10 blocks to the swimming baths, where you will deliberately get wet, how much trouble do you take to keep dry on your way to said swimming baths? Asking for me.

Ringing the doorbell and running away might seem a pointless act of mischief perpetrated by troublemaking kids but it sure as hell prepares them for life as an Evri courier.

I often arrive at the swimming pool just as the aquagym class (average age: 65) is winding down, and the last song is usually Hotel California, but sometimes it's Wind of Change.

Hi sorry I'm late I was logging in to Apple TV

‘THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!’

Todos los pronósticos sugieren que mañana no llueve y por ende se podría hacer un asado. Pinta asado?

Here is a film.

Entertainers who died on stage: Fatman Scoop, Tommy Cooper, who else?

Often wondered what it was like to live in the 70s so I'm grateful to Manchester for this constant reconstruction of their 1971-74 team.

I AM LEAVING TWITTER for a week. See you soon.

Few write like this now. Every sentence is sharpened on the stone of consciousness | Durrell on Alexandria's expats.